3.02 Ottery St Mary
Ottery St Martin, receiving Ottery Kisses
(I’m going alphabetical since I’m not exactly sure how the order for this season goes anyways)
nice going Martin YOU’VE MADE EVERYTHING AWKWARD COS A GEESE SHAT OUT THE GODDAMN RING SHE WAS USING TO FLIRT WITH YOU REALLY THOUGH HER SHOULDER REALLY NOT EVEN HER HIP FUCK YOU YOU’VE RUINED THIS DATE YOU’RE A FUCKING FAILU
wait no they’re perf together oh thank god
I’m like a duck.
you are like a duck?
yeah y’know, I’m paddling like hell on top, but I’m very calm underneath-
oh no oh no! I- I mean uh I’m like a CAPSIZED DUCK
no but for real martin just came up with like the most accurate description of himself ever
Have some Uskerty Martin Crieff Asdffh .3.
OKAY I WANT A GOOSE. AND I WANT MORE CABIN PRESSURE
i love how benedict cumberbatch keeps getting typecast as these dark, morally ambiguous, suavely intellectual antiheros or villains and then on cabin pressure he’s this tiny, prissy, awkward little british charlie brown with an attitude